Saturday 21 April 2012

Secret Farter

During P.E, a friend and i were playing lacrosse. While we were practicing passes, two cute guys who sometimes join our class started chatting with us. suddenly the ball came towards us and one of the guys and i ran for it at the same time. not looking, i based into him and as i did, i let out this really loud fart. everyone thought it was him. luckily he admitted to it, but i can never look him in the eye again!

What a Boob

I went to white water world with my family and we went on a ride called the wedgie. The gravity on the ride was so strong that it pulled my top up and i couldn't pull it down again! When it came to the end of the ride there were all these people waiting to get on including a group of totally cute guys who had seen the whole thing... and my red face!

Cup Winner

I was over at my friends house getting changed and she asked me what my bra size was. i was facing the wall, so i didn't notice her really, really cute brother was there! he heard everything we were talking about. now whenever he sees me he says, "Hey c-cup!"

Shower Idol

I always sing in the shower, and one day while i was having a shower i lef the door open. when i got out of the shower i had a facebook notification. My brother was skyping his friend the whole time and heard me singing. now every i see him he teases me. I've stopped singing in the shower.

Toppless Swinging

I was at the park with my best friend and we were wearing our bikinis. i was swinging on the swing, when all of sudden i lost my balance and fell off, and my bikini top was in the swing so it came off too. to make matters worse the guy i was crushing on saw the whole thing as he was playing footy at the park with his mates!

Tuesday 17 April 2012

Short Stack

The other day i was with my boyfriend and his friend, who are both really tall, and they were jumping and touching the store signs. So I tried to touch one of the signs but I slipped and fell flat on my face. The boys were laughing really hard and kept walking as if they didn't know me; meanwhile, I got up and pretended nothing had happened.

Monday 16 April 2012

Head Over Hills

One day at sport my best friend told me that I should go over the hill and jump in the mud, cos it would be funny. We laughed it off but five minutes later when I was running to talk to her, I slipped in the mud and fell on my butt in front of everyone! AND there were no spare shorts in the office, so I had to wear the muddy ones all day! It really looked like I had pooped my pants!